only parent

A single person with children, when the other parent isn't in the picture at all.

So when do you get a weekend when your ex takes the kids?

Oh, we haven't seen him in years. I'm an only parent...

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Members Only

A clothing company that made jackets back in the 1980s. They were popular to wear and simply said "Members Only" on them. Wierd, but it was the 80s...

Cool Members Only jacket dude. Let's go listen to Devo.

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Legends Only

a podcast dedicated to pop culture, queens of pop and Joanne Trattoria rats

discord bot1: have you heard the Legends Only episode this week?
discord bot2: no let me go look that one up

It's only smellz

When you fuck someone in the ass and pull out, and your Johnson is greased in shit, and you tell her to suck it - but she says no, then you say, "It's only smellz" and put the Johnson in the mouth.

CmonBaby... It's only smellz

Only in Cleveland

A frustrated expression by Cleveland sports fans after events only occurring to their cursed teams. Abbreviation OIC for short.

Only in Cleveland, can you steal a defeat from the jaws of victory. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns manage to cough up a 14 point lead in less than 90 seconds. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Cavaliers manage to rehire a coach they fired no less than 3 years before. Only in Cleveland, could the Cleveland Indians win a game with a walk off hit batter. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns QB manage to sack himself. Only in Cleveland can their whole entire football team leave town and win not 1, but 2 Super Bowl titles. Only in Cleveland, can you fail at picking a franchise player for your football team after 14 years of having a top ten pick. Only in Cleveland, can you blow an insurmountable lead and watch the opposing team embarrass you on national tv. Only in Cleveland, can you hang banners for winning your division and not a league title.

Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

only you

... can make this world seem right...
Only you can make the darkness bright... Only you...

Hey, only you could have gotten this close.

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