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Obsidian Orangutan

One of the many slurs for black people

Son, I dont care if you're gay i love you no matter what. As long as you ain't with one of them Dirt Demons, ooooh with one of them Coal Crickets I swear to got if I catch you with an Obsidian Orangutan I'm gonna-

by Someguy.JJ July 22, 2022

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


orangutan bushfire

While fucking a girl in the missionary position proceed to light her pubic hairs on fire and then cum on them to put them out.

"I was fucking this bitch and I pulled an orangutan bushfire. I never saw her again."

by My3lbd July 16, 2003

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Orangutan Nipples

Primitive primate whose nipples cover most of his/her breast. Often feeds off of hot carl sacks. Which is whats left after you beat someone with a hot carl.

Logan has Orangutan Nipples!!!!

by Orangina Joe February 13, 2009

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


orangutan poot

when an orangutan climbs on the celing and shits on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates

guy 1 ewww that orangutan just shit on me from the fucking celing what A SICK FUCK

guy 2 aww how cute u have shit on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as fuck you just got orangutan poot

by Grass man September 18, 2017


Quantum Orangutan

Slur. Used in the early 2000’s to describe chubby/overweight black people

β€œSomeone tell this quantum orangutan to go to the gym please”

by negrothehero April 30, 2023


orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley

While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling β€œ Right turn Clyde!”

by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021