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The state between Washington and California. That is all.
Dude #1: Whats that large gay landmass between washington and California that smells like dogshit hippies?
Dude #2: I heard its called Oregon
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A place where Washingtonians and Californians go to listen to banjo music.
Hey, aren't you from Oregon?
Hell no. Do I look like I listen to banjo music?
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A place where there is nothing but green and trees. During winter it does nothing but rain, summer its warm, but not muggy. It stops raining for about 3 months of the year. Oregon also is one of the biggest racist states in the US. Also everyone just sits around and are complete hippies. Hicks and Hippies rule Oregon. Also Oregonians hate California people. I wouldn't recommend coming to OREGON.
Bob:"Hey Let's go to Oregon!"
Jim:"I'm black/mexican/other race, I'll be in danger."
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The place full of little college towns that wake up the whole city when they score a touchdown.
The closest mall is always at least an hour away.
No black people, just asians and mexicans.
Everyone talks to you, whether you want them to or not.
You'll always see someone biking, even if its raining outside which it probably is.
There's tons of local co-ops full of tofu brownies and old stoners with huge beards.
Schools that aren't funded, trees, and hippies. That's a normal city.
Oregonian: What exit are you from?
New Jersey Resident: You're a hippie. Go hug a tree.
Oregonian: Of course, thank you for your time.
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Welcome to the One of the most Rainest places in the continental United States. Its CLoudy all the Time,
It Rains at least once a week if not more. Cronic Disorder is a huge problem(People go crazy becuase not enough Vitimen C, Or SUNLIGHT) GET SOME SUN Pale Organians
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The most hippy-infested, dirty, fat, poor, pathetic, shit pit in the US. It is full of people who just sit around and get stoned and protest and listen to U2. No one has any fucking idea how to do anything.
Oregon is the armpit of the US.
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Either the greatest or worst state in the US, depending on your point of view. On one hand it's full of liberals and hippies and youth, dominating cities like Portland, Eugene, and Ashland. All the other cities are generally conservative (ie shit hole Salem)
I can only speak for the liberal part of Oregon (which is a bit of a bubble), which I have a love hate relationship with. Love because there's definitely a very special sort of Oreogn person (laid-back, adventurous, outdoorsy, artistic) that you can't find anywhere else. Hate because the racial hypocricracy. These people preach diversity and tolerance but then ignore all of the racial problems in Oregon and instead focus on the enviornment.
I think everyone who classifies themselves as the 'Oregon Liberal' should really take a hard look around them (the lack of diversity, ignorant racial comments) and focus some of their time and energy on racial problems that are rampid in Oregon!
What? why would you cross burnside bridge in portland, Oregon? its just gangsters over there...
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