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You hear about osama bin laden?
That nigga dead!
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The act of jizzing on ones face and shaving your pubes (specifically ass hair) and applying it around the face and down the chest to resemble Osama's beard. (Think Abe Lincoln but more hair) In China it is referred to as Osama Bin Raden.
After my girlfriend cheated on me I decided to give her an Osama Bin Laden. And then I told her she looked better with a beard.
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A fuckin asshole, good for nothing, poor excuse for a living being, who looks like a fuckin goat and fucks little kids; George W. Bush caught him masturbating in a cave last night.
goat
George Bush: Hey, buddy, wacha doin?
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!
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The World Hide-and-Seek Champion, given the title after eluding the U.S. Armed Forces for 9 years and 5 months, but ultimately received a bullet in the face by a U.S. Navy Seal on May 1, 2011.
If Osama Bin Laden would have played more Call of Duty, he would know camping can only last for so long...
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The leader of al-Qaeda who wants to destroy America. Behind the U.S.S. Cole and 9/11 attacks on Americans, just to name a few. Liberal morons like to think he's connected to the Bush family, when the reality is that Osama bin Laden is one of over 50 children and was disowned by his family and exiled from Saudi Arabia and there's no real connection between him and Bush at all. Try getting your facts from someone other than Michael Moore.
Liberals actually think Bush is more evil than Osama bin Laden. What they don't seem to realize is that if bin Laden could, he'd have them all lined up against a wall and shot.
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Was good during the Soviet-Afghan War. Kinda turned into shit when forming Al-Qaeda, Hid for nearly 20 years, cucked the United States and responded to the Zionist backed government with 9/11
Zionist American: "Al Baghdadi and Israel are my heroes I want them to fuck me"
Intellectuals: *Fucking starts another 9/11 for Osama Bin Laden*
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That shark looks constipated, he must have eaten too much Osama Bin Laden.
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