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Ottawa Senators are a team in the National Hockey League. Whenever they are losing, or in a tight spot, they play dirty and instigate fights.
Quite often, one can equate Ottawa Senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.
Stop being such an Ottawa Senator, you can't win all the time.
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A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.
Joe and I had a round of Ottawa thumb wrestling last night
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10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.
Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original
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To "go" someone is to "go after them," which may take the form of violently rushing or mugging them. It stems from the popular high school phrase "you wanna go?", commonly used to instigate fisticuffs in the parking lot.
This usage of the term is common in the Ottawa area of Canada and is particularly prevalent among the Quebecois French-speaking population.
If you walk through Mechanicsville at night, someone might try to go you. You'd best be in constant contact with someone by phone, preferably a cute gymnast who can come to your rescue.
Go (Ottawa Terminology)
1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.
2. A Snuggy.
Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.
Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):
university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below
or
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U
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That's where you put it in her twat then finish in her mouth
Sure, I know your sister! We frequently sail up to Ottawa together.