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"Yea, you could come clean. Or you could pull an Owens and lie remorselessly"
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A tall and very skinny boy with limbs that resemble noodles.
Drea: omg I think I just saw your boyfriend Owen.
Nora: No You dumbass that was just the car dealerships wind dancing air puppet.
Drea: I honestly don’t get what you see in him.
Nora: well his arms and legs aren’t the only things long on his body if you know what I mean.
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The most amazing person on the planet and quite possibly the universe. Someone who can make you laugh, smile, cry and fix up even things you thought couldn't be fixed. When no one is there for you, he'll help you out. Thinks he's not attractive and useless but couldn't be any further from the truth.
A very very intelligent person who can learn pretty much anything and probably knows the meaning of life. Knows a shitload Languages and has a very amazing way with music.
Extremely perverted but in a nice kind of way that wont make you uncomfortable. He also is likely to be a ginger although he doesn't enjoy it. Just overall, your life will be changed forever once you meet an Owen and you will never be the same again.
Girl 1: 'Your boyfriend seems cool!'
Girl 2: 'I know, hes an Owen.'
Girl 1: 'Luckyyyy!'
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Owen is a really awesome dude! He is SUPER HOT and cute. Everyone loves Owen. He is also good at speaking. He always wins everything and you can trust him no matter what. He will never let you down.
I wish Owen was my boyfriend.
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He's a bad bitch, you can't kill him
He's also an honorary senior
Person: hey there's a person let's kill him, o wait that's Owen he a bad bitch never mind.
Literally all the seniors: We love Owen <3
The coolest and most awesome person in the WORLD. He loves video games, and the best friend any Owen will ever have will be named Noah. He will get ALL the girls but leave some for Noah. He is an obvious chick magnet :). He is hot, and any girl who rejects him will be crushed in video games and will regret rejecting him.
OOOOOOOHHHH HOW HOT THAT OWEN ISSSSSSSSSS!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!