"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
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A sentence with two words going in the contradictory order for each other.
1: Hey son wanna go to Eggworks?
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron
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An Oxymoron is a combination of contradictory words.
Oxymorons include
Asian-Italian
Cold Heat
Blind scout
Anything postive said with President Bush
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When two words just shouldn't go together at all.
Most heard oxymoron: "Black people."
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Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies
<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!
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A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.
The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
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