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oxymoron

A sequence of contradictory words

The posh bit of Leeds

by Zanthos April 13, 2005

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oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

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Oxymoron

A sentence with two words going in the contradictory order for each other.

1: Hey son wanna go to Eggworks?
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron

by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019

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Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is a combination of contradictory words.

Oxymorons include
Asian-Italian
Cold Heat
Blind scout
Anything postive said with President Bush

by Fast Eddeh October 11, 2008

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Oxymoron

When two words just shouldn't go together at all.

Most heard oxymoron: "Black people."

by Ymous, A, Anon August 19, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


oxymoron

Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


oxymoron

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.

The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary

by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003

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