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His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.
When your know-it-all IT guy jizzes in his hand, adds cocktail sauce and extra horse radish, then slurps it down like an oyster.
I invited Sean to dinner, but he said he was going in the alley to have a Salbito Oyster.
Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
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When someones cums in your mouth, and you then pass it back to them in a kiss
see also (snowballing)
he wanted to whip my ass after i passed the oyster
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A predecessor to the "mung barnacle", the goog oyster is a relatively large, moist, collection of shmutz found at the corners of the mouth. The "goog oyster" is usually found on ones mouth after excessive narcotic consumption, an extensive conversation with greg, or caused by excessive dairy consumption.
"Oi methbreath, wash off them goog oysters and brush ya fukn teeth, you smell like Shmidt".
Wiped up remnants of climactic anal sex.
After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.
"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."