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Little brown fucking machine powered by rice.
Guy1:That is one hot LBFM PBR!
Guy2: PBR?
Guy1: Powered by rice baby!
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When somebody chooses a brand based on its obscurity.
"Why do so many hipsters wear NuBalances? My grand dad wears those!"
"It's the PBR Effect."
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A quick washing of the Penis, Balls & Rectum. The male equivalent of the "PTA bath" or "whore's bath," the key difference being what's being washed.
I was dealing with a severe case of swamp ass so I headed back to the camper and gave myself a PBR bath.
A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
The Saturday after Thanksgiving is when the PBR Bowl is played.
When your PBR is so cold it's partially frozen, you open it and the beer sprays everywhere.
Man, I was ice fishing and had a PBR misfire, there was beer all over the shack.
I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire
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That feeling you get where your ego is larger than your common sense- typically inspired by copious amounts of cheap liquor
trashy = classy when you’re PBR Brave!
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Feelin PBR Brave, gave that hottie my digits !
Farting the day after drinking to many PBRs
I got the PBR Sneezers bad today
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