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pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.
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Perfect Instagram Girl, someone with at least 2k+ followers whose life is pretty much perfect according to their Instagram.
"Have you seen her Instagram? She's definitely a PIG"
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1. Any of several mammals of the family Suidae, having short legs, cloven hooves, bristly hair, and a cartilaginous snout used for digging.
2. (Insult) A derogatory term for a heavy eater, a slob, a pervert, or a chauvenist male.
3. A propane tank, often used for cooking and water heating in rural areas.
4. (Military) Nickname for the M60 machinegun, used by the U.S. Army since the 1950s and only recently replaced by the M240.
1. We have several pigs on our farm.
2. You're such a pig.
3. We need to refill our pig soon or we'll have to take cold showers every morning.
4. My pig eats through ammo like nothing you've ever seen.
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nickname for a police officer. stemming from the time of prohibition and gangs and such. it started because some group of cops had PIG on their car (Pride, Integrity, Guts). ironically, the cops of that time period showed none of those characteristics.
Jimmy: Hide the whiskey, the pigs are coming
Bernie: I smell bacon.
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Whilst engaging in Hard Anal or conventional doggy sex, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. The giver then pulls back thus creating "the pig"
I moved from the donkey punch to the pig and made a right mess..............
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Loves NFL on Sunday. Loves beer. Loves underdogs. Loves Rocky Balboa. Loves relying on pure instinct and senses. Loves taking leaps of blind faith. Loves being ignorantly in bliss. Loves the smell of a freshly baked lasagna. Loves phrases like "haya doin" , "fughettaboutit", "stopppp it", or "get outta town". Loves referring to spouse as "the wife." Loves seeing lazy animals (eg. pig dog). Loves to sleep - and last but not least - loves other pigs.
1. "Hunny, come help me get this out of the basement"
"Baby, it's Sunday. Go get me and the guys some beer. Oh and get a pizza while you're at it"
"God you're such a pig sometimes."
"I know but I love it."
2. "I really have no idea what your hand is, but my pig instincts tell me you're bluffing, haya DOIN"
3. "How'd you know I was cooking lasagna?"
"Don't worry about it. It's pig stuff."
4. (petting lazy dog) "This dog reminds me of my son. A true pig"
5. "You comin' tonight Tony?"
"Yea yea, fughettaboutit. Lemme just settle things with the wife real quick"
6. Saying "haya doin" in place of "bye".
7. "Gotta love Rocky. He fights for us true pigs"
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