pilf

hella atractive parent i'd like to get fucked by
(mostly gender neutural like nob-binary or agender)
aka non-binary/agender dilf you'd like o get pegged

also called pilfy

person 1 - why do you keep flirting with my parent?
person 2 - because they are a pilf
person 1 - ok you are worrying me friend

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pilf

Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her

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pilf

Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!

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PILF

Pundit I'd Like To Fuck. Refers to any political commentator, no matter how abhorrent her/his views might be, who is deemed to be highly bangable.

Michelle Malkin; Anne Coulter

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Pilf

poon i'd like to fuck

Ex:"man, did you see that girl? She was fine as hell! What a pilf!

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Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

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pilf

Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!

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