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So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
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Gauge is Sandra's pornstar doppleganger, what with that tight little body and curly hair.
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Any girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like a princess but when they have sex he treats her like a dirty hooker, or a pornstar.
Kyle: Man how's Bree doing?
Danny: She's great, that's my pornstar princess.
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Pornstar that lives a career of unexciting, normal, conventional, boring sex.
That Audrey Bitoni is such a Vanilla Pornstar.
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When a black girl only likes to be filled with white men.
Tyrell: Dayum son you see that kelly girl, imma get on that
Manilito: Naw mayne, she only likes white guys, Kelly is a oreo pornstar
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When a girl (doesn't have to be a pornstar) has blond hair, usually bright blond, with the hair under it being a really dark color. Black usually. Or Vice Verse with black hair, but blond underneath. Usually seen with the first though.
Also known as "The Cool Hair"
"Yeah so I got my hair died blond and the hair underneath colored black"
"AYE Look PORNSTAR HAIR!"
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A male or female who is totally awkward performing sex. Someone who only practices the missionary style sex position.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
The Polish guy who hangs out at the local bar drinking his Polish vodka brags about his sexual exploits to anyone who will listen, but in reality is just a Polish Pornstar.
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years