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Pornstar Guide
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
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Gauge is Sandra's pornstar doppleganger, what with that tight little body and curly hair.
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Any girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like a princess but when they have sex he treats her like a dirty hooker, or a pornstar.
Kyle: Man how's Bree doing?
Danny: She's great, that's my pornstar princess.
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Pornstar that lives a career of unexciting, normal, conventional, boring sex.
That Audrey Bitoni is such a Vanilla Pornstar.
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When a black girl only likes to be filled with white men.
Tyrell: Dayum son you see that kelly girl, imma get on that
Manilito: Naw mayne, she only likes white guys, Kelly is a oreo pornstar
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When a girl (doesn't have to be a pornstar) has blond hair, usually bright blond, with the hair under it being a really dark color. Black usually. Or Vice Verse with black hair, but blond underneath. Usually seen with the first though.
Also known as "The Cool Hair"
"Yeah so I got my hair died blond and the hair underneath colored black"
"AYE Look PORNSTAR HAIR!"
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A man who thinks he's s pornstar by acting like hes in a porno everytime he has sex and repeats everything he has ever heard in a porno but in reality he just sounds like a broken record and his fame is only in his imagination.
pornstar reject " oh yes baby,just like that, don't stop, thats how i like it, oh baby u are a bad girl, that's how I like it . I know u like it. Bad girl, don't stop...."
Girl" Omg will you shut up!" " if you want me to keep going stop trying to talk dirty"
pornstar reject "OK baby, anything you want just don't stop cuz you know how I like it"
Girl" I mean it!"
A Few Minutes Go By...
Pornstar reject" see you like it don't you, your a bad girl , don't stop, oh yes that's my bad girl"
Girl" that's it I'm out of here you pornstar reject!".... " and learn some new lines loser!"