ps3

sony playstation 3, it was released @ E3 2005, looks like a fridge door with dildos as controllers

hey look, timmys got a fridge door and 2 dildos, whatafreak,

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ps3

A next gen games console that many people disrespect because they cannot afford it, or think that it's too expensive to buy, and many are too busy stuck up microsofts arse, with the xbox threeshitsty, the poor mans ps3. Honestly, you have to admit that the ps3 is a supercomputer in a sleek package. Hopefully I am getting one for crimbo, i have played on one, they are AMAZING

Oliver: Hey! I have that halo 3 beta on my xbox 360!

Me: <sarcasm> Go you!!! Hope your xbox still works after you played on it! Im gonna go home and play on my ps3 on Motorstorm, on my big HDTV.

Oliver: Ok, i'll go play some pirated games on my xbox 360, which my dad got me off The Pirate Bay!!!

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ps3

The new console from Sony. Looks hideous with a controller that has caused more commotion than at the Xbox's unveiling. You could attached string to the Baterang like controller and swing around gothem city on it.

"I have a PS3"
"I am Batman. Let's play together."

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ps3

The Next Gen console that ooks Very much like a fax machine/printer or an old vcd player, and has contollers that look like batmans' weapon of choice, A console that will surly crash, sieze up and short out due to the shoty cell processor.

Aka: GayStation 3, Fax machine

Jimmy: Whoa! nice fax machine mom!
Mom: its your birthday present son, a ps3.
Jimmy: FUCK!! OMFG WTF FFS! why mom why!

Bob: Jim can i use your faxmachine?
Jack: Sure!
Bob: .... *SEND*
Jack: thats my PS asshole! u fuked it!

Don: My ps3 burnt up...
Will: Are u surprised?
Don: no.. no not really.

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ps3

Similar to the brown stuff that comes out of your ass, the only difference is this shit will put you back $600.

Fanboy: I bought a PS3 cause I am an asshat.

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ps3

next gen systen bound to fail at a price of $600. The only next gen system that stole ideas from othe systems. The sytstem that is far inferior to the Xbox 360.Looks like a grill

God damn why did I by this piece of shit ps3? It broke when I took it out of the box. sony wont fix it. Im such a dumb fuck. *shoots himself in the head*

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Ps3

An over priced George Foreman grill, enough heat and space to cook food for a 3rd world country plus it costs as much as a 3rd world country...

guy1: Hey check out that over priced george foreman grill
guy2: Yea it costs as much as a 3rd world country!
guy1: Oh wtf? isnt that the ps3???

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