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Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.
Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation
When you are pooping and all that comes out is a very liquidy, steaming hot mixture.
I drank nothing but monster all day and it gave my a hot tamale paintbrush
when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period then you pull out and draw a picture on her belly with your penis as the paint brush and the blood as the paint.
after my girl and i had sex while she was on her period i used my urban paintbrush to draw a dinosaur.
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The act of explosive expulsion of fecal matter (preferably influenced by a beet-root or curry diet) resulting in a toilet bowl heavily spattered with a reddish vibrant brown display of artistic merit.
Raven entered the toilet stall, and was greeted with a fragrant rainbow of earthy colours, each detail vibrant and changing slightly in hue as he circled the bowl to appreciate the sight from every angle. Truly, it was a marvelous example of a Navajo Paintbrush.
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someone who irls paintbrush from inanimate insanity
zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??
chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
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When a woman is masturbating and rubbing her clit with her finger and she needs to keep it moist she dips her finger into her vagina opening to get moisture!
When Kate is flicking her bean and she runs dry she get her paintbrush wet.
When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.
Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.
JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting