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Parker

A manslut

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.

by Jdkfkskskdk December 15, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parker

Hes hella short

Dang crazy dude thats parker.

by Colgam June 12, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parker

Pizza Hut bathroom

I like Pizza Hut Parker

by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parker

There are 3 types of Parkers. The average Parker is so fucking annoying like shut the hell up. He also has a record for tiniest dick, it looks like a vagina. The rarer middle name parker is still annoying but he can easily get you to care about him. He's also an asshole sometime, though he will restore your faith in Parkers. Then there is the girl parker. Said to be the spawn of Satan she will kill you with her annoying personality and you will hate her for the rest of your life. She's also such a fucking dumb blonde. Legends say that one day the 3 Parkers will meet and have a legendary battle. However if the girl parker wins Armageddon will start and all hope will be lost. They're all really tall or really short though.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Parker over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah she's so fucking stupid."

Person 1: "No not her, that Parker over there messing with Jacob."

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parker

That one kid with the badass yankees hat that you just gots to have.

me: Ayo! you wanna help me take Parker's hat?
Friend: Oh yeah! fo shit sure!

by Tibonezone November 10, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parker

The hottest guy you'll ever meet and is easy to joke around with. He is fun to hang out with and you could trust him with your life. Parker is the best boyfriend you'll ever have and you'll be lucky if you get to meet one. He is athletic and has a good sense of style. His girlfriend's often take his hoodies because they love the smell of his cologne.

Girl 1: Look who's that hottie?
Girl 2: Oh that must be a Parker

by SwagGod2256 June 30, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parker

a hella gamer and loves minecraft terraria and cs:go you should play with him sometime

parkers a gamer for sure

by Big boi Peter November 1, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž