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Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.
Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."
A challenge in which you curl your finger into a hook and slam down the side of your finger against the edge of a hard surface. Who ever winces or drops out first loses.
Sol- Man, did you hear that Brendan broke his finger playing the Andrew Parkinson Challenge?
John- Yeah, he definitely won
Look at all the people you've stabbed, you've got parkinsons disease
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Little Jewish boy, Has a long head and likes smelling feet.
Hey look it's Judith Downy Parkinsons I heard he's likes to smoke w e e d
A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics
Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?
Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.
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Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." Extensive research by volunteers has shown that for warez and porn, a similar principle applies. The applied Parkinson's law states that "warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available." The law's application in this context suggests also that warez and porn are gaseous in nature.
In practice this means that over time, the storage space occupied by warez and porn files increases to fill any void present on the writable storage medium they are contained on. During research it was shown that no matter how large the researcher's hard drives grew, warez and porn always expanded to fill any space available.
Some of the longer-term researchers also reported that the growth rate of warez and porn seemed to closely follow Moore's law. Further research is required to determine if this is the cause or an effect of Parkinson's law's applicability to warez and porn. It is even possible that the inverse is true - that warez and porn are in fact the cause for Moore's law in the first place.
Damn that Parkinson - my porn drive is full again.
I know - warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available.
Yeah, that's why they call it the lame reference to Parkinson's law for warez and porn.
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Always spoils the joke, ruins everything, and has a small dick. I mean theirs a reason why he doesn’t get girls. If I had a way to describe him it would be nazi cause he is obsessed with hitler and is a cardinals bandwagon.
You fucking chase parkinson, you will never go to college.