Patrick stump fan: is a socially awkward human being exept when it comes to defending Patrick stump. They think Patrick stump is a tiny marshmallow of cuteness and love how short he is.
Patrick stump fan: Patrick stump is so little I love it
Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?
Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!
Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*
A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.
“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”