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Patton

Cool guy, friends with everyone and likes to study Zodiac signs. Doesn't like too many competitive sports but is athletic and is better then any kolby.

Patton: Whats up

Gary: Nutin*
Patton: CHICKEN BUTT!

by DIS MANS G February 23, 2021


Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.

1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!

by chickenherder August 3, 2022


Lily Patton

This girl is the sweetest friend you will meet. The mom friend who will make you cookies but fight a bitch if they disrespect anyone. She sometimes gets down on herself but is very supportive. Not to mention she is a kickass volleyball player!

Lily Patton really played well in that game.

by Lily Patton March 10, 2019


finnaeus patton jackson downs

the best person alive

guy 1:do you know finnaeus patton jackson downs
guy 2: yea hes the best person alive

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 12, 2023


kathleen patton

Horrible English teacher with no respect she is also a thot

You are such a Kathleen patton

by Ya boi cum slut April 27, 2018


Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.

Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!

by Tiger ducks June 1, 2023


Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 21, 2017