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Liam Payne entered The X-Factor In 2008, But only got through to Simon's House. He tried again in 2010 and got to boot camp where he was put in a group with 4 other soloists consisting of Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne. They are now called One Direction who currently preform on X-Factor and are loved by many teenage girls - And, He's probably the most fit guy in forever.
Liam Payne Is So Fit!! :)
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Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.
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A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
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a really hot guy who likes to play girls
girl 1: "Whoa that guy is soo hot!"
girl 2: "careful he might be a jack payne."
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that dick head in year 10 that lies constantly
sam payne did you get ran over by a tracker? sam payne: ye it was a cumbine havaster
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To dodge bullets while the camera spins around 360 degrees and with a major slow-down of time.
Whoa, Neo just pulled a Max Payne!
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A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone
A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!
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