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going to a strip club and being grabbed immediately by a group of Asian strippers that you were not their to see in the first place
Scotti got "pearl harbored" by six Asian strippers
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The act of surprise bombing your girlfriend.
Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.
Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.
Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.
Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.
Bill recorded himself giving his girlfriend a Pearl Harbor and uploaded it.
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To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.
After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.
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I haven't seen the sexual term used correctly yet. It's when a girl is blowing her bf and when he busts in her mouth she stands up and spits it back in his face.
That bitch did a pearl harbor so next time I busted in her eye.
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When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while she is either passed out or sleeping, then waking her up and running away. Thus completing the surprise attack.
Dood, I just gave that girl a pearl harbor!!!
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A blow job, usually referred to in a joke between friends. i.e. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's where I lay down and you blow the hell outta me!
We went into the back room and played Pearl Harbor.
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