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AKA Nancy Antionette. Known for prioritizing weed and tigers over a relief bill. Her district is full of homeless people and human feces, they need help.
1. Have you seen Nancy Pelosi’s district??? It should be considered human abuse for the conditions those people are in.
2. I almost stepped on a piece of shit in Nancy Pelosi’s district, how does she keep winning??
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Michael Jackson's twin brother.
Nancy Pelosi looks just like his twin brother with the exception of his turkey neck.
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getting you hair cut without a mask, while you force everyone else to wear one.
what a Pelosi cut. And I can't even get mine cut.
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The Queen of Stonks. Suspected of slipping inside information from congress to her husband to use in stock trading. Her margins are better than investing legend Warren Buffet.
Person 1: I lost all my investments and I have to start from scratch again!!!
Person 2: Just copy Nancy Pelosi. Even with the 30 day delay her trades make bank.
Person 3: All hail the Queen of Stonks!!!
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The combined result of 80 years of drinking, drug use, lying, thievery, and whoredom.
That bitch has to be the ugliest I’ve ever seen! Yes, that’s a Nancy Pelosi.
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When Corona virus rules don't apply to public officials
Look at Trump pulling a Pelosi touring the facility.
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When someone has developed such a pathological hatred of something that it begins to cloud their judgement to the point that it effects their ability to function as a normal human being.
Me: “Sorry Steve, I can’t come hunting with you this weekend, but when I told my mom about it she decided to pull a Pelosi and destroyed the furniture, tore up my homework threatened to withhold my allowance until she got what she wanted. She REALLY doesn’t like hunting”.
Steve: “no shit!”
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