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1. In the bible: Despicable minions of hell; 2. Archetype associated with eveil, darkness falsely veiled in light, treachery; 3) An easy scapegoat for Richard; ALSO: 4) Animal common to Antarctic region.
1. (3) "It was the Penguins I tell you, Katherine..."
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A sexual act wherein a male withdraws his penis from his sexual partner shortly before ejaculation; after showering his partner or himself with his semen, he then proceeds to arrange the ejaculate into a pattern like that of a young emperor penguin. Variations of the penguin include the king penguin, in which the semen is mixed with urine to produce the yellow markings of the act's namesake, and the macaroni penguin, in which the semen is mixed with uncooked pasta.
"I got this girl's number at the club last night, and I intend to perform a hot penguin on her later this week."
"I just gave myself a penguin."
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1)A black&white bird that can`t fly cause` its overwieght and fluffy. Usually found in cold areas of the world.
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)
Boy:"Did you know that when a Penguin has found it's mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"
OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!
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a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.
The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.
Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.
Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.
Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.
Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
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A type of mint made by ifive brands of Seattle, Washington, and primarily sold in the Northwest United States. Penguin mints set themselves apart from other mints (such as Altoids) by being made with pharmaceutical-grade caffeine. Three Penguin mints have the same caffeine content as one glass of cola.
Man, I'm gonna need to pop some Penguins if I'm gonna party tonight!
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an unmarried dead-beat mom who leaves her kids with the dad so she can go take care of herself. Meanwhile she is tramping around and neglecting her children and has left them and their father for dead. Origin derived from the trait the female emporor penguin who abandons the father with the infant penguin for him to care for. That symilar to deadbeat mom, whore, abandoner, neglectful- woman, selfish, skanky, black widow, pigeon
That penguin took off and left me with the kids and now she has a new car and a new apartment with my money. She is a dirty bird!
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1) A black and white bird that can't fly.
2) A gorgeous guy that has amazing hair, wears skinny jeans, loves screamo, is fluffy, and has an obsession with pop tarts.
1) Oh my God! Look! It's a penguin!
2) Woah! Did you see that incredibly pretty penguin?!
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