phan

real

hey do you ship phan?
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phan

when you take a smart asian person and call him a dumb ass bitch and proceed to ejaculate on his face and body until it is a solid cast then throw him in the ocean

Did you no that kid in our science, we totally phaned him and threw him in the antarctic

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phan

to engage in sexual intercourse

Colton attempted to phan his goat until it gave up and stopped resisting.

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Will Phan

Belonging to the species Retarphanese, it is a person born in the year 1993. His mother and father speak English whereas he speaks Alien language. He has major issues. He also looks like E.T.

Will Phan is retardphanese.

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phan trash

A person who is subscribed to every account dan and phil have, follow them on every social media they have, and constantly blog about them on tumblr

Person one: omg dan and phil did a thing. I'm not okay. *rolls on the floor crying*
Person two: you are such phan trash

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Phan army

The strongest troop of fangirls/fanboys ever to exist

Phan- dan Howell and Phil Lester

I'd advise you not to mess with the Phan army

phan smut

sexual fanfiction phan shippers in the phandom (danisnotonfire, amazingphil) write for fun....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

'What did you do today?"

"I wrote phan smut on wattpad."

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