Pheasant Form

To swoop (steal) another mans/womans bae.

Connor: "We're going to go out tonight and maybe something will happen!"
Derek: "Sorry dude but I'm going enter into pheasant form real soon. She looks quite fuck-able."

tear a pheasant

To enjoy a refined, expensive, or posh meal, usually sarcastically.

"...for lunch; don't you usually tear a pheasant with Ms. Lamont?" -- Line in Singing in the rain from Cathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly).

Pheasant breast

The act of showing off your “pheasant breast” refers to the male human testicles being pulled up when either nude or with pants down. Amazingly, while pulling on the penis straight up towards his chin the male testicles are pronounced and look much like an. Elegant breast of a pheasant. Color, size and texture are almost identical between the human and the bird.

I showed off my pheasant breast on my first date with a beautiful classy woman. I thought it would be a wild kingdom mating call. She punched me straight in my bare pheasant breast and I fell to the ground.

snatch pheasant

Variation of "crabs" or "pubic lice", orgin North Dakota.

She gave snatch pheasants and a bad case of the clap too!

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Crotch pheasant

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached

"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....

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Wank-pheasant

A term used for a low-class female sociopath who enjoys the art of male genital pleasure. They can be often heard bitching about how everything around them is unfair and how hard it is for them despite no one else giving a shit.

shut-up, you stupid wank-pheasant!

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crotch pheasants

In between getting garbage dick after entering a cock garage. The intermission so to speak.Crotch pheasants are similar to the coccon before the butterfly emerges.

I cant believe that skank cock garage gave me crotch pheasants. It only kind of burns when I pee I hope I dont have garabage dick.

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