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Philips are amazing boys, the type that every girl wants. They’re usually blonde or dirty-blonde haired, with really big brown eyes. But no matter how they look, something about them drags the girls to them. They’re exceptionally good singers and are really athletic. They are kind, caring, and the perfect boyfriend. Often they’re vertically challenged (short) but that shouldn’t stop any girl from liking him any less. What are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Philip!!
Girl 1: OMG did you see that boy?!? The really cute one, with the big brown eyes and blonde hair???
Girl 2: oh ya, he must be a Philip
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Philip he is 6 foot tall skinny as a rail, yet can eat you out of house and home. He thinks he's the shit. Says and does dumb things, and can annoy the hell out of you to the point that you want punch his lights out. warning can be a hazzard to your life.
Person 1. Man I'm hungry, I want to make some toast.
Action: bread is toasting, puts plastic on top of toaster.
Person 2. Whats that smell? OMG!!! did you really freaking put plastic on the toaster!
What a SPED thats a freaking Philip moment.
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A very very very very very very gay person.Likes to eat a lot of dick most guys named jake
Philip is gay
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A dumbass bitch who doesn't know how to care for his girlfriend/wife
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A worthless sack of shit that only helps the people that it likes. Extremely useless and caters only to those who play sports. Breaks rules and refuses to accept any complaints about it.
That guy is a Philip, he's so goddamn useless!
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