slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.
Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!
Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious
Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!
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A phony Brony is the general Brony, with the exception that they don't truly watch the show for the love of it but more for the trolling they give from it, since there are many people who find the thought of grown men watching a little kids show really lame, some attention-seekers decide they will get in your face about how much they love the show and trying to start discussions about it with certain people knowing their reactions to the topic. Phony Bronys aren't really at all but more attention-craving trolls, you can easily tell if someone's a phony brony from when the topic comes up, a brony would say to someone whos hates them "oh well that's your choice." and talk to people who do like the show about the episodes, and phony would say "I love mlp! why do you have a problem with that! deal with it! we r changing masculinity!" and talk more about how "irritated" he is about brony haters to bronys rather then the show, also, the fan art they post on their blog about my little pony would rarely involve the shows ponies, and more or spin-off's of celebrities and well liked other shows (eg Brock Obama and Michelle Obama making a somewhat brook-hoofing hand shake) just to irritate people more by making them feel suffocated by the show by everything. Phony Bronys are probably one of the only reasons (besides cloppers) that people feel they have reason to dislike bronys.
Example 1: "Hey don't judge Jack for liking My little Pony Jack!"
"Dude, he doesn't really like the show, it's obvious he is a Phony Brony."
Example 2: Brad: Hey dont judge me, I love the show!
Timmy: Brad, I know your a Phony Brony, you never talk about the show unless in heated debate with someone who doesn't agree with you, get a life!
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When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them
I don't get how she was just talking about her but they cool
It's called phony kicking it. It's stupid but everyone's doing it
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def:A mysterious object which can be used in many situations, some believe it is a synonym for penis
Origin: Fat kid on playground wearing a lego starwars shirts
"Well...you suck fat phony!"
"Yo, come look at my new fat phony I got at the store."
"I want a fat phony for my birthday!"
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Illegitimately shaming others to claim moral superiority.
Those black people are always up to no good aren't they Susan?
No Megan, you know good and well they aren't the only ones who do that type of stuff. I'm sick of your phony outrage to make yourself look better.
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When a guy tells you he wants to marry you, buys you the ring you've always wanted, asks your fathers permission to marry you, but before he proposes to you he decides he'd rather have bachelor status.
I can't believe that guy bought a ring and then bailed on his chic after 2 years to hang out with guys!...what a Phony Nigger!
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Description of someone wearing a fake hair weave that looks unusally long for that person.
Long fake hair that looks as if it came off a horse's tail, and used as hair weaves, etc.
That ain't her hair, she's a phony pony!
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