polish pickup

A one- or two-wheeled vehicle with handles at the rear, used to convey small loads. Otherwise known as a wheelbarrow.

Go get the polish pickup to carry the vegetables to the house.

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pickup truck

A utility-type vehicle with a three- or four-walled cargo-bed on the back, and used by guys as a chick-magnet. Extra points if the cab is comfy and the truck is outfitted with fancy trimmings, but even a simple no-frills "dinosaur-age" hack can be enticing to some gals if the driver-dude is willing to help her or others in her family by using his truck to haul stuff for them.

I don't feel overly envious of the other dudes in town with their nice snazzy shiny pickup trucks, cuz those snooty macho guys usually won't haul stuff for people for fear that "they might scratch the paint". The gals I hang out with, though, are more sensible-minded and less aesthetics-oriented, and so they truly appreciate me for being a caring kind-hearted bloke, and for the fact that I always AM willing to transport items for them in my '80's-era pickup. Those are the real --- and best --- kind of lady-friends to have.

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Pickup Artist

Hot women have a very strong social skill set because, being hot, they automatically get lots of male attention and are very good at spotting bullshit and fakers.

Normal men do not have such a strong skill set due to shyness, hence they have a very slim chance of success with hot women who see right through their bullshit and proceed to either shoot them down or use them.

A Pickup Artist is a man that DOES have this social skill set due to the sheer amount of time he has spent interacting with women, but has done so through determination and hard work.

Pickup artists, like the rest of us, enter relationships to have sex. However, pickup artists realize that they are in high demand AND have the skills necessary to start a new relationship before one gets too serious

A Douchebag is an attention-whore who uses similar methods for personal gain only, with no regard for how the woman feels.

For this reason, REAL pickup artists follow a "leave them better than you found them" rule.

Erik von Markovich is a world-renowned Pickup Artist.

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asian pickups

A joke. Commercials try to make them seem American by saying, "This ain't no compact."

"Hey I got a new Tundra."
"Haha! Sorry."

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Pico Pickup

A girl from Bishop Conaty that gets picked up by a guy on the corner of Pico

Boy #1:
The Pico pickups are having a school dance tonight you going?

Boy #2:
No they’re all hoes

Boy #1:
Fuck you’re right I need a loyal bitch

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pickup artist

The person that picks up props/garmets from the stage between acts in Burlesque shows and helps the performers set up when props are involved. They usually dress sexy for shows.

Kat was asked back to be the pickup artist for the show because she was very good at what she did.

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pickup truck

a hoe. a slut. a posritute. someone who goes with one or more man or either the same or oppsoite sex doesnt care how old.

u a pickup truck girl u got every nigga.

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