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Jacking off into a pancake.
One time I ate a pig in a blanket for breakfast at this restaurant. It came with free ICE WATER
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Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.
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simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.
looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".
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To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.
I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.
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When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.
Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket
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When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
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The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.
Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
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