Pikes

The classiest man you will meet. He always keeps his stealthy cool, even in the sketchiest situations. He surfs will style and power and all the ladies love him. If you ever meet a Pikes consider yourself very lucky. You will be stunned by his handsomeness and happy personality.

Bella: Man, I think that Pikes is really hot!
Sally: Then why don't you marry him!
Bella: Shut up you freaking troll and be like Pikes.

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Piked

To be bent over in the Pike position and drilled in the ass for 4 years.

Dude, my college years were tough. I felt like I was Piked the whole time.

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pike

Pain that you like.

"Dude, these mushies are so pike."

"Playing with a wobbly tooth because, even though it hurts, it feels too damn good."

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Pike

1) Pike (noun) pikey/chav/gary
2) Pike (verb) to steal, mug, beat up or vandalise

1) oi look at those pikes lol
2) shit that pike piked my phone!

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Pike

(v.) To have sex in an exceptionally rough manner.

"Bitch, you gon' get straight-up piked tonight!"
"Sarah loves to get piked by big black dudes."

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pike

To attribute, or misattribute something or someone according to a first impression.

I met Jones at a party last week and I piked him as a slacker, but I talked to him again yesterday and found out he is a hard worker.

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pike

Every known cuss word combined into one word.

"Man, she's such a pike!"

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