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Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.
Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.
Yeah he is your typical d pistol.
Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.
dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.
Known to USSOCOM (United States Special Operations Command) as the Mark 23, Mod 0. It is the pistol of choice for U.S. Special Forces. It uses .45 ACP (automatic colt pistol, for those of you not in the know). It also comes with a Knights flash and sound supressor and a laser aiming module. It has a 150mm barrel(5.9 inches) and is capable of match-grade accuracy. It is not very popular with Special Forces, being that it is very large, rivaling a Desert Eagle in size.
Solid Snake uses a SOCOM, and you should too.
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The act of urinating into an anus.
I thought he was just into anal, but then he pistol starred me so hard I was buttpissing all night.
Get the turkey baster! Paul wants the girls to pistol star him again.
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A manly term for a mans penis when it ejaculates during intercourse or masterbation. Usually used in conjunction with a comeback to an insult or to sound manly when describing intercourse with a female.
In response to an insult:
Tom:"John your a freak"
John:"Dude, I shot your mam in the face with my passion pistol
Tom:"..."
Gary:"Tom, You just got tortured ha ha ha"
In response to intercourse with a female:
Larry:"So me and Rachel went back to hers"
Harry:"You's do it?"
Larry:"Too rights, I shot 6 rounds into her with my passion pistol and she screamed in pleasure. She blew off the smoke and I reloaded for another kill"
Harry:"LOL"
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an early British Punk Band, Not the 1st however, the Ramones were the 1st proper punk band, many before the Ramones and Sex Pistols set the aesthetic for punk (bands like the Stooges) but the Sex Pistols really brought punk rock to the United Kingdom. Possibly the british band with the most banned songs/albums ever. Their 1st single "Anarchy in the UK" is possibly one of the best punk songs. Ever. and the controversial "God save the Queen" remains a punk classic.
God save the queen, and her fascist regime, she made you, a moron, into a potential H-bomb!
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erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds
"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"
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