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A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.
"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick
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A Russian pit bull is when you get rammed in the butt causing vodka as lube while yelling Putin as you get a tattoo of a communist sickle on your left testicle.
After using vodka and getting a tattoo He gets the Russian Pitbull.
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when a girl is deepthroating and shakes her head rigoriously back and forth while at the base of the penis. Much like a pitbull tugging on a leg.
Your girl is such a slut that the only time she says no to me, is when she's giving me the angry pitbull.
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A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
When fighting a larger foe you grow some balls and smash the fucker like the David"Pitbull" Escamilla Adams fight
man you seeing this David is pullin a pitbull
When a man is doing a girl doggy style and when he is just about to bust a nut he pukes all over her back.
Last night I was doing Angie after bar time, when the beers caught up to me I ended up giving her a dirty pitbull. I think I can scratch her off the booty call list.
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when something seems good, and then something comes along and ruins it.
I heard a song that actually sounded pretty good, and then Pitbull started rapping. Damn Pitbull Effect.
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