Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

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Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

burn the poem

verb.

1. to ejaculate

Andy: Dude, I was with Jasmine last night, and I totally burned the poem all over her fucking face!

Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.

Waylon a poem

Friend till the end

From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am

The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth

A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,

Hold in my heart

And love for life

And live happily in death do we part

Waylon a poem the sweetest boyfriend you could ever imagine

Tribute poem

A tribute to Bambi Barrister

I am but a slimey worm groveling at your feet,
Sobbing like a little child who begs for something sweet,
With boundless brains and beauty there's none that can compare,
I wish to kiss those sexy lips and grab you by the hair,
Thoughts of you flow through my mind all throughout the day,
I long to be in service to a Godess Mistress J....

A loving admirer

Tribute Poem. Noun...a tribute is something you say or do to show admiration of someone.

I wrote a tribute to Bambi , I hope she enjoys it.

Bean poem

A poem that kids often say.

Beans,beans,beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat 'em the more they make you fart.

Do you know the bean poem.

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Emo poem

Random words put together to make a person seem depressed who has everything in the world.

John: Hey dude whatcha writing?
Bill: I am writing an emo poem.
John: So random words that are depressing?
Bill: Suree...im gunna go cut myself now.

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No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

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