Poland

Just adding to what everyone else wrote, concerning WW2, and all that jazz. If it wasn't for Poland, Europe would be entirely Moslem.

The battle of Vienna. The large-scale battle was won by Polish-Austrian-German forces led by King of Poland John III Sobieski against the Ottoman Empire. If the Poles were to be defeated at Vienna, then nothing would have stopped the Ottomans from conquering the entire continent, and spread their religion. After the defeat of he moslems, John III Sobieski received a gift from the current Pope, I believe it was a Baton or a sword.

Also, the Poles had the best cavalry in the entire world history! The "Winged Hussar's" had the best bred horses, and the biggest as well. They are called "Winged" Hussar's because of the 2 wooden arches on the backs of the Polish cavalryman were lined with feathers from various or a specific bird (not sure) and when the horses would charge toward the enemy, the air passing the through the feathers would create a very, VERY high-pitched screech that would scare the enemy's horses and cause havoc against enemy cavalry. The Polish horses were not affected because they were raised to adjust to that noise.

If it weren't for Poland, Europe would be an Islamic continent.

King John Sobieski III, along with the Polish armies, especially the Winged Hussar's, defeated the Ottoman Empire at the Battle of Vienna, saving Europe from Islam.

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poland

A Central European country that has suffered immensely through the centuries because of being coveted by larger neighbors. The reputation of Poles being stupid came from them being willing to fight for their country and their freedom when they had no chance in hell of winning. Poland, contrary to popular belief, is a very cultured country that has produced many great scientists, authors, artists, writers, film directors, etc. Poland is now in the European Union. The most negative thing about Poland, however, is the lingering tradition of antisemitism that has survived even though Poland has almost no Jews. This is ironic because Poland before the Russians came in was not as anti-semitic as other European countries ; the Russians introduced the virus of antisemitism into Poland and unfortunately it remained. It probably thrived because of Poles' pride in their Catholicism (even under Communist rule the church remained strong) causing them to look suspiciously upon non-Catholics. Nevertheless Poland has made many great contributions to the world, and perhaps the greatest was the Polish Resistance fighting the Nazis when they had no hope of prevailing against Hitler's war machine. Millions of Poles died in the Nazi concentration camps built on Polish soil. Lech Walesa's Solidarity movement, with the backing of the Polish Pope John Paul II, helped bring down Communism ; Poland was the first communist country to return to democratic rule.

The world owes Poland a debt of gratitude for the contributions of Poles in fighting Nazi Germany

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Poland

A country despite popular belief and internet memes, can into space and is not completely stupid. Poland is also known for great food such as pierogis and kielbasa.

Kurwa Poland can into space!

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Poland

A loved country where cars are stolen(especially trucks).

I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up
I love driving by my car
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said fucking kurwa mać!
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up
I love driving by my car
And the road it's not so far
Berlin, London, Moscow too
It's my love I tell you true
When I came to Poland
I saw my car was stolen
It was my favourite truck
I said fucking kurwa mać!
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland - I don't believe ya
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I love Poland
I had really pretty car
Baby you have as so far
Don't be shy, come with us
We will show you amorous
Then I stay in Poland
Have not car but I don't mind
Chicks in Poland are so hot
I love Poland kurwa mać!
We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous
We will show you amorous, we will show you amorous
Kurwa
Kurwa
Kurwa
Kurwa
Chicks in Poland are so hot
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I love Poland
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I love Poland - Poland?
I love Poland - Why?
I love Poland - Shut up!
I love Poland

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polanding

Looking for the Poland flag in everyday things around you. Very popular on tiktok

“Hey dude wanna go polanding around my house”

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poland

There is a Devil, who travels around the world with his magic pail...
He arrives to England, and says to Englishmens
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
English answers: So, take what you wont. We've got so much that we won't even notice.
Then He comes to Germany, and says to Germans
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
So Germans answers: Take what you wont. We'll make even more in a few days.
So Devil goes to Russia...
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
Russians: You can't take anything, becouse we've got nothing to be taken.
At last, Davil arrives to Poland and says:
I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got...
Oh no :( Where is my pail??

Accualy I'm Pole and I know some Polish girls :D

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poland

Poland is a country that is located in central Europe, and borders the Baltic Sea. It is home to a great number of people, see Polish or Polak.

*Polish Mafia*
Have a party
Have a bal
Drink some beer
Fuck'em all
Roll a joint
Smoke some weed
Do some acid
Take some speed
We are polish
We have class
Fuck with us and
We'll kick your ass

Polska #1

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