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When you're having sex, right before climax you pull out, jizz in the girl's eyes then fart in her mouth.
Johnny gave Susie a Polk County Fake-out, she couldn't see where he ran off, but she sure as hell tasted what he had for lunch.
A place where all corrupt low lives go to shit on everyone and cause fights for no reason, but they do all this "for our safety and well being" right ?
"Man I go into a fight with a off duty office last night, and he arrested me the next morning, only at the polk county sheriffs office!"
It's a small ruined down community in the middle of nowhere and has trashy people, bigots, and trump lovers.
Tyler: I just got back from East Polk County Tennessee.
Jimmy : what was it like?
Tyler: I've never seen so many Trump signs.
James Knox Polk (/poʊk/; November 2, 1795 – June 15, 1849) was the 11th president of the United States, serving from 1845 to 1849. A protégé of Andrew Jackson and a member of the Democratic Party, he was an advocate of Jacksonian democracy and extending the territory of the United States.
Ahh, James Knox Polk, my favorite president of the United States.
It’s the name of a bad ass mother fucker that takes no shit and always stays strapped.
Damn.. he’s cool, that man must be Polk street fats.