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Poll Smoker

a person that gives oral pleasure to a
male.

"ha ha.. That girl is a Poll Smoker!"

by ShoVel July 25, 2003

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Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.

@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.

by jollyadamroger July 11, 2016


inheritance poll

A sports poll in which the starting order of the poll remains relatively unchanged unless a team losses.

A poll in which a team can only move up if a team ahead of them losses.

That poll is an inheritance poll, you need to find one where the teams are reevaluated weekly if you want me to take it seriously.

by noonereal January 22, 2016


poll dancer

A politician, usually a Prime Minister or President, who depends heavily on public opinion in the form of polls to appear popular.

David Cameron doesn't stand for what he believes in. He's a poll dancer.

by PollDancer1 October 10, 2015


Flag Polling

The point which one is too drunk to stand still but sober enough not to fall over. One just sways back and forth like a flag pole in the wind

last night at the bar Goldberg couldn't stand stil he just kept flag polling

by AVSIG1855 September 20, 2011

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poll whore

most commonly used on www.gaiaonline.com
almost always an option in a poll

do you like cats?
yes ( )
no ( )
poll whore ( )

by Xpenguin3647 February 19, 2009

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poll puncher

a person, who is usually drunk, has tendencies to punch street sign polls.

when is comes out of the pub, he can't help but be a poll puncher.

by smashed_crab April 28, 2005

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