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when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo
i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle
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1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer
2. Slang for cock
1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"
2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"
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The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.
“Shut up you little rat popsicle”
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Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.
Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
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A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.
His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.
A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg
Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.
Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle
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