One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.
"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off