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you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
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Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
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a sex position in which you are standing on a water bed spinning in circles with a japanese partner...also, the water bed must have a dorsal fin.
Katie: I tried the spinning hiroshima porpoise last night.
Ben: and.. how was it?
Katie: AMAZING.
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When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.
After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.
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The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.
Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.
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"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.
Example:
"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"
Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex
I gave my girl the Polynesian porpoise last night.