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An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route
ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga
Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?
I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.
I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.
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A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑
HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!
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One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.
"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter
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A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.
See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.
Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.
Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".
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Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.
“Austin Porter is so talented.”
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a cute blonde guy with long hair from the band PRETTYMUCH. an anime kween 😍🙌🏽 also a lowkey artist that’s highkey good. HES ALSO HOT ASF if you didn’t know ;))
“Did you hear the “uhh yo it’s prettymuch” in solita? the guy who did that is so hot”
“yup thats austin porter, AUSTIN DID THAT SHITTTT 😍”
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