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After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.
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This is the cut you get on the corner of your mouth after eating lots of potato chips.
I should not have eaten those chips so fast. I have a potato chip cut now.
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When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.
Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...
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A novel usually shorter than 500 pages, usually has a fast paced story that evolves over several books. Lots of action and cheap thrils. Called a potato chip book because it is not exactly going to broaden your horizens intellectually, but like that first chip, you want another and another
1: i really loved out of the ashes!
2: stop reading potato chip books its unhealthy!
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Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.
The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.
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When you cum on a girls leg and let it dry, and then you force her to eat it off
"Dude i love texas potato chips"
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when someone eats potato chips and then when they fart, it smells like potato chips but it smells sweet. this is only good for girlz.
dammm veronica ate potato chips and laid a "potato chip fart". it smelt good tho =
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