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Take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it's halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the anus, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Once frozen re-enter the shag cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current cum dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. Once you finish plowing her coochie make her clean up the poopy aftermath.
I was so super smashed the other night and found my dads liquid nitrogen, i decided to Alaskan prairie dog tiffanys punani.
when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.
"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."
Huge turd floating in a body of water, usually a lake.
Hey Bryce, watch out for one of them aquatic prairie dogs while you're out there.
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When you're taking a shit and start taking a nap while still having a turd hanging out.
I just took a prairie dog nap, I'm rested and ready to eat.
That Mexican friend that never lets you know for sure if he is coming but always seems to pop in
I wasn’t sure if Vince would be there but he prairie dog lopezed us and popped in
when you see a hot guy around the corner and you perk up and stick your neck out and look at the sexy man!
"Prairie Dog it, he's hot"
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Prairie Dogging that turns out to be diarrhea.
I almost didn't make it to the toilet after I had a liquid prairie dog in the hotel lobby