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what happens if you decide to do it in the front instead of the back.
i should have known better, now I am pregnant.
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A synonym, in all but one case, for "not virgin."
The condition of PMSing for nine months.
Acolyte: Father, I'm pregnant.
Priest: Holy Shit.
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when a boy and a girl have sex together
girl'' lets go in the room and touch each other
boy'' sure thing babe
girl'' Babe im pregnant
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When a women's body opens-up a franchise.
She: "We're pregnant!"
He: "What you mean-um 'we,' paleface?"
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What a girl does when she want to trap a guy for life. If she thinks that a guy has money or she is all fucked in the haad and does not want to lose the guy she will "forget" to take the pill.
Girl: You are mine for life I am pregnant!
Guy: No way! It is not mine.
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What happens if you don't use a condom/rain coat or it breaks.
Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to?
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"
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