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A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male whoโif she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouthโ would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
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When citizens of the world remind themselves every January 6 to lend zero support to white racism and supremacism, and to have zero tolerance for bigotry and xenophobiaโin reference to the date when Donald J. Trump incited his diehard supporters-turned-terrorists to storm the US Capitol as a desperate attempt to illegally prolong his stay at the White House.
Guesstimate how many people worldwide are expected to denounce white terrorism on Trumpism Prevention Day in 2022.
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A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.
"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."
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Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.
The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...
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To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park
ex:
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
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Itโs not Good to rape ethier men or women. Itโs bad and thatโs why I made this post
National Rape Prevention Day
Dont rape! we all can be strong together!!๐ช๐ช๐ช
Made by: CrypticLogic on YouTube
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is the national public health agency of the United States. It is a United States federal agency, under the Department of Health and Human Services, and is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia.
Ima call the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
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