2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

Zero pronged fork

Spoon

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.

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Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

One Pronged Fork

A fork with one elongated prong.

Hey Dave, can you pass me the one pronged fork?

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3 pronged fork

Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc

Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.

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6 prong paw

A kick ass rock band from Michagan, they want to conect the listen to the music!

6 prong paw is a kick ass band!

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