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Phrase: the motto of the Los Angeles Police Department.
'Displayed prominently on all LAPD vehicles is the phrase: To Protect and To Serve".
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Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.
Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!
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When a guy is walking/dancing with a girl and grabs her ass.
Because, he is "protecting" her back pocket.
similar to ass grabber
Dude I was walking with my girl, and I was totaly pocket protecting
Haha, nice man, keep at it!
1. When you put a condom over your tongue before you go down on your bitch or man-whore.
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2. Also taking a used condom and putting it over your tongue and licking up the cum.
"Before going down on my girlfriend, I made sure to use some oral protection since she was on her period."
"Even after we were done fucking, my girlfriend was still horny, so she took the condom and used it for oral protection."
What you call people who always wear spandex clothing such as Nike Dri-Fit, Under Armor, etc.
Swoll guy wearing an Under Armor cut off comes in the room
Person 1: "Ahhh, I see Protect This House is here."
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To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.
The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
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