puff

1)to inhale, usually from a cigarette.
2)4 puffs = a drag
3)last 4 puffs = kill
4)last puff = LP
5)half of a smoke = deuce

1) Jessica, give me a puff of your smoke.
2) you wanna give me a drag on that cigarette?
3) Give me deuce on that butt and I'll deuce one with you later.
4) *Jessica lights a cigarette*
Tony: I call deuce!

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puff

a person's entire lifetime.

"Here I was surrounded by my family and my so-called mates and I've never felt so alone. Never in all my puff." -Mark Renton, Trainspotting

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puff

A woman's vagina bump whether in jeans or sweats (non camel toe)

Boy, her Puff looks mighty delectable today.

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Puffs

A really soft brand of tissues that is great for masturbating with. They put some kind of lotion in it which makes it really soft and frictionless.

Oh man, I'm so horny, I need to rub one out. I ran out of KY Jelly so I'll just use a few Puffs.

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puff

Incorrect spelling of poof, meaning gay (homosexual).

Spiros: Your such a puff.
Chris: You mean poof, you poof.

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puff

A word used in Domino's Pizza advertising in Australia for their Puffection crusts, meaning "wicked, cool, the ultimate". The word is rarely used in such a context, even in Australia, and if someone does use it in such a context, they are considered either fag or bogan.

As used in ads:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Yeah, so puff!"

As used in real life:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Get outta here, you faggotish bogan."

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puff puff

An adjective describing the most amazing person.

Muffin: you're puff puff!
Person: yey!!!!!!!

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