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Yo I got Olivia’s rice purity test score
OMG YOU GOT A THREE
An annoying E-girl who always changes her Twitter dp.
Hey if you added purity on Snapchat you’re not doing yourself a favour
When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.
Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.
Somebody that is considered elite for withholding from any form of sexual relations past the age of 18, even while expressing extreme desire.
"Hey Andrew! Did you and the chick smash?"
"Nah man, I'm an Elitist of Purity. That shit is weak."
A toxic attention seeking person who puts others under a magnifying glass looking for something to take exception to. Makes under researched or intentionally exaggerated call out posts for attention and glory or simply to harass the target. They hide their harassment behind the guise of moral righteousness.
"She made a call out post about his discord channel saying it was showing porn to minors. Now a bunch of people are harassing him about it."
"I was on that channel, all the porn was on the age restricted +18 channel. No minorities were seeing it."
"She conveniently left that part out of her call out post. She's a purity bully."
/ˈpyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun
1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.
Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”
Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.
Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified.
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”
"My purity guardian said my ankles were ‘stumbling blocks.’ I was wearing socks."