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A bra used to make boobs look bigger;
used by girls to make them look like women
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-A device used by women to spread lies.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
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When your so sure your right, that if ur not, you have to do 1000 push ups
Person 1: the seahawks will win the super bowl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: 1000 push ups
Person 2: okay
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While ass fucking your woman, you bump into a turd but continue fucking.
My girlfriend was trying to pinch off a loaf, but my anaconda kept pushing it back up. This is receiving a Chocolate Push Up.
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A weekend night which u cannot go out due to unforseen circumstances...so instead of wasting your night indoors you do pushups or sumthing else productive...still not fun but at least the nights not wasted all together
I wrote this definition on a push up night cuss people at my skool suck at making plans...but its all good ill be the buffest son of a bitch you ever seen if my weekends keep going like this
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When a man lies on his back and his beloved woman will do a handstand over his dick and proceed to do a push-up and suck him off to completion.
After taking gymnastics lessons, Kelli decided to give her man The Ayars Push-up.
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bras which push up girls boobs making them appear perkier and bigger
BUT THEY LIE THEY ARE NOT THAT PERKY OR THAT BIG
DON'T TRUST HER SHES DISHONEST
kinda hot chick: hey you like my bra? its new
*pushs it up to make the boobs bounce*
very hot guy: mhhhhmmm i like what i see, how about my hands become your bra (winks seductivley)
*girl take off bra in a tease but alas THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT. THEY ARE SMALL AND DROOPY*
very hot guy: you wore a push up bra you lier oh god oh jesus no thats not right
*girl proceeds to slap him and never speak again
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