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When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media
"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"
The Reverse Double Quaid, or RDQ, is an advanced sexual maneuver. It entails 3 steps. First, the quaid, where a woman shits into the ass of a man. The quaid is then doubled, when the man then takes that shit and shits it back into the woman's ass. This "double quaid" is subsequently reversed, by the woman taking this twice shat shit, and shitting it a third time onto the man's chest.
Dude, did you hear Jeff and Ashley did the Reverse Double Quaid last night? They must have done every possible sexual manuever by now.
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The alternative to the overused "ohp nevermind" which has more class and wit. Used when someone says something that the speaker wishes to reject or shoot down.
Person A: "Did you just see that badass backflip I just pulled off? It was amazing!."
Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"
One of the greatest actors in film history. Does an awesome dance after lighting a fire in Christmas Vacation 2.
Me: "What do you want to watch while we drink?"
Ben: (nervous) "I don't know"
... A brief moment of silence
Me and Ben look at each other and together yell: "Randy Quaid!"
Ben puts a Randy Quaid Movie on.
Me: "Drink for Quaid"
Ben the pussy doesn't drink...
Me: (angrily) "WTF drink!"
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The Quaid-e-Azam was a great leader named Jinnah, who led the freedom struggle for an Islamic nation in the sub-continent. His title means, "Leader of a Nation." He was the founder of the world's only Islamic nucleur nation.
"No power on earth can undo Pakistan."
-Quaid-e-Azam
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Trading your wife for one 10 years young.
I am thinking of trading my 2nd wife in for a new model, filing for divorce under Quaid Pro Quo. This next one, I'm talkin' Jonbenet hot!
Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.