Quebec Pizza

A Quebec Pizza is a toaster pastry, poptart, with ketchup on top.

Who ordered the Quebec Pizza, eh?

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Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

Quebec Challenge

A challenge that is almost irresistible to the challengee, but is so stupid or irresponsible that almost anyone would advise against it.

In reference to Quebec wanting to secede from Canada with no method of supporting themselves

Quebec Challenge: Run across the tracks right as the train is coming

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Shawville Quebec

Shawville Quebec is a small town. It is full of douchebags, crackwhores, and plain old Backstabbaing bitches.

Shawville Quebec - aka Shitville.

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Quebec Cleaner

When your buddy nuts in your wife and cleans it up with his mouth, you feel bad and lick it off his face.

“Sorry for making a mess on the old lady let’s Quebec clean this up bud”. “Eh bud I’ll buy ya Molson since your a great Quebec Cleaner”.

quebec city

Quebec city is a beautiful city but the people are idiots. They have an inferiority complex and they are all civil servants, costing the province of Quebec precious money that they don't deserve. They are racist and biggoted and they suffer from a culture of entitlement.

I moved to Quebec City 4 months ago and I want to gtfo

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quebec dump

a abnorbaly large shit which causes bleeding of the the ass do to strains on the ass hole ring itself

this was brought on becaus me and my possie went to quebec on our school trip and i held a shit for the whole tour causeing it to become so wide that it was unberable. the screaming was so loud that they almost went out and got a shaperon to come and figure out wut was wrong. I eventualy took my friends tooth bush and broke intos smaller more berable pieces. (true story)

but i did infact give them a new brush ( i am not that much of an asshole jeez)

holy crap its a quebec dump

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